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11th Annual Oskerbites

Neena is back with her irreverant look at the Oscars from her very own slightly warped, but always hilarious point of view...
Watch Chuck vs The Beard
Unable to flash, Chuck is left behind for a mission--but soon encounters a sticky situation at Castle as he and Morgan are captured by the Ring...
TV Bites - NBC vs. CTV: Off the Podium
Though Im not usually much of a sports fan, the Olympics are a must-see and Ive always felt fortunate to live in an area that can receive both American ...
Movie Pick: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
This is Harry Potter for those of us who cant handle the medieval feel. Adults will not be bored by taking the kids to this one. In fact, they may be cheering ...

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Strictly Sexual

Tired of the emotional hassles of dating and relationships, successful and beautiful pals Donna (Amber Benson) and Christi Ann (Kristen Kerr) decide to keep two unemployed New York construction workers (Johann Urb and Stevie Long) around in a "strictly sexual" capacity.

Review:  Michael Larson © 2010
This film shows the beauty of today's multiple distribution channels. I would have never have caught this wonderful indy film just a few years ago. The characters are deeply flawed individuals who have rich stories that come to life through this piece of cinematic art...more

Saints and Soldiers

A Mormon sniper and an atheist medic clash as their platoon struggles to survive behind Nazi lines

Based on actual WWII events, the award-winning "Saints and Soldiers" tells the dramatic story of a small band of Allied soldiers trapped behind enemy lines with information that could save thousands of American lives...more

Hot Shots

Victoria's Secret Michael Bay CommercialWhat if Michael Bay ran Victoria's Secret?
We love Michael Bay, that puts us in a select few. We also love Victoria's Secret models. So what could possibly be better than combining two of our favorite things. Michael has made our dreams come true, adding helicopters, explosions and knife throwing to perfectly good lingerie in this new commercial for Victoria's Secret ... Here's the HD clip

Amber Heard is the ONLY reason to see The Stepfather

Ashley Greene's Naked Photos.

The absolutely stunning Ashley Greene has gone Britney on us all  of a sudden as Ashley Greene's Naked Photos Hit the Internet today. Didn't we just see Vanessa Hudgens' naked pics like 5 minutes ago? This is getting out of control...more

Megan Fox is our dream mechanic in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

The hottest and funniest comedic actress of our time adjusts her chesticles in Observe and Report. Once again, Anna steals a movie

Lindsay Lohan working the stripper pole
Lindsay Lohan working the stripper pole again
Angelina Jolie in "Wanted"

Angelina Jolie in action in "Wanted"
Holy superhero outfits, Pamela Anderson in her superhero costume
Briana Evigan looks hot and wet dancing in Step Up 2 the Streets
The absolutely stunning Rhona Mitra in the 2008 release Doomsday.
A digitally enhanced Angelina Jolie in Beowulf
Rachel Nichols handcuffed and scared in P2
Maggie Q, an up and coming Hollywood Hottie
Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson Burn up the screen in Fools Gold

 

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Gamers Corner

Street Cred
Street CredOfficials down the line have cleared the onlookers, the concrete strip radiates heat, and the rumble of 6000 RPMs fills the afternoon air. This is Street Cred' and you've got to prove you've got the skills or lose your car and your reputation. Drive at top-speeds through the closed off city track or in Miami and reach the finish line before time runs out!

 

Funnies

A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent.

Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?" Again, the little girl was silent.

Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"

&"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants."

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Movie Spotlight

This week at the movies

 It's valentine's day weekend and that brings us the almost sketch comedy like Valentine's Day which has a lot more stars than it does laughs. The Wolfman also starts playing this weekend, but is missing something, we just are not sure what, heart maybe. That leaves us with our pick of the week which in a strange twist for us is actually a kids movie. Percy Jackson and the Olympians is a fun movie for kids and adults that audiences are enamored with in its initial showings.

 In other recent releases, From Paris With Love which is a fantastic twist on an old formula with a great performance by John Travolta, and Mel Gibson's comeback in Edge of Darkness should be seen as should Extraordinary Measures featuring some nice work from Harrison Ford and Brendan Frasier, fun ride Sherlock Holmes, or of course Avatar specifically in 3D. There is also It's Complicated with its all star cast, or The Blind Side which everyone should see all of which come highly recommended. If you want to be tortured, feel free to go see the chick flick Dear John.

This weeks Pick 

This week's pick in the wide releases is Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Percy Jackson and the Olympians PosterRelease Date: February 12, 2010
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Director: Chris Columbus
Screenwriter: Craig Titley
Starring: Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra Daddario, Sean Bean, Pierce Brosnan, Steve Coogan, Rosario Dawson, Catherine Keener, Kevin McKidd, Joe Pantoliano, Uma Thurman, Ray Winstone
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy
MPAA Rating: PG (for action violence and peril, some scary images and suggestive material, and mild language)
Official Website: PercyJacksonthemovie.com

It's the 21st century, but the gods of Mount Olympus and assorted monsters have walked out of the pages of high school student Percy Jackson's Greek mythology texts and into his life. And they're not happy: Zeus' lightning bolt has been stolen, and Percy is the prime suspect. Even more troubling is the sudden disappearance of Percy's mother. As Percy adapts to his newly discovered status as a demi-god (his father is Poseidon), he finds himself caught between the battling titans of Mt. Olympus. He and his friends embark on a cross-country adventure to catch the true lightning thief, save Percy's mom, and unravel a mystery more powerful than the gods themselves.

EN 5 Second Review: . This is Harry Potter for those of us who cant handle the medieval feel. Adults will not be bored by taking the kids to this one. In fact, they may be cheering right along by the end. Great fun for the whole family.

Opening Night Audience Rating:

Opening night audience rating is based on feedback from our partner cinemas and is not a reflection of the quality of a movie, but the audience who attended the movies enjoyment

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The Ten Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

By Michael Larson © 2009

There are three we think will be great, four that could go either way, and three that we think will probably end up as crap. It's also very early in the cycle so don't hold us to any of it. However, it is very apparent in looking through next years movies that Hollywood is officially out of ideas. Eight of these ten movies are either sequels, old stories, or based on graphic novels. The good news? There is an abundance of hotness coming to a screen near you in 2010... more

Will Ferrell Comedies are cool, but kind-of silly

By Peter Veugelaers © 2009

Will Ferrell is an inspirational comedian that could inspire audiences to mimic his delivery of humor. He's that cool. He's got that sense of desperation about life that's utterly charmingly hilarious. But enough is enough. After a weekend of gorging on Will Ferrell comedies it's kind-of-silly in retrospect but I'd be looking forward to his latest, perhaps ... if you're in the mood. This year's Land of the Lost is supposed to be his next family film. But were any of his grown-up comedies, where he played the lead, any good?...more

Television Spotlight

TV Bites with Neena Louise

11th Annual Oskerbites

Neena is back with her irreverant look at the Oscars from her very own slightly warped, but always hilarious point of view....more

NBC vs. CTV: Off the Podium

Though I'm not usually much of a sports fan, the Olympics are a must-see and I've always felt fortunate to live in an area that can receive both American and Canadian Olympic broadcasts. The Canadian broadcast has always been infinitely better with their copious live coverage, putting NBC in the "only if nothing else is on" category. Not this year.
For the first time in my Olympic-watching history, CTV was covering the games for Canada, not CBC. I watched NBC and CTV about equally throughout the Games and I saw little difference between the two broadcasts. It seems CTV is aspiring to be NBC (I fail to understand why, given NBC's abysmal performance this year). Both networks had too many commercials; both had a lot of "blah, blah, blah"; both had a lot of schlocky bios (though CTV had a lot more); both had too many taped events. In other words: both sucked. Not big-time-sucked like some years, but definitely subpar. Since both networks were the same, I thought it would be great that I would be able to flip back and forth between the two to watch different events. It would have been great if they had actually been airing different events! Even though there were other competitions going on, both networks often covered the exact same thing at the exact same time. Thank goodness for cable. Though CTV was still better than NBC for covering more live events outside primetime, it was still not nearly the level of live coverage to which I've become accustomed from the Canadians. They ought to bring back CBC for future Olympics...more

Music Spotlight

The latest music news and notes

Music Pick

This weeks pick is Obsessed by Mariah Carey  It is off of the Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel cd

Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel is packaged in a beautiful 3-panel softpack. A must-have for all Mariah fans, it will include: - The CD - A 2nd Enhanced CD featuring the "Obsessed" video, a remix video, and 3 remixes as well as a 36 page Elle mini-magazine that's an inside look at Mariah...more

The Story Behind Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven
Stairway to Heaven was the song that everyone wanted to learn when I first started playing the guitar. It was the one song that could define you as a good guitarist among your peers...
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Book Spotlight

The latest books from bestselling authors and more

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