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MOMMY, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF...?

Kid asks:                         Mom answers: 

Amnesia                  What did you just ask me?
Apathy                   I don't care.
Bigotry                  I'm not going to tell someone like you.
Damnation                Go to hell!
Dyslexia                 Beeing Sackwards
Egotistical              I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive                  Go do your homework.
Flatulent                That question really stinks!
Hostility                If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!
Ignorance                I don't know.
Indifference             It doesn't matter.
Influenza                You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia                 I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Irreverant               I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
Masturbation             Your father can handle that question.
Narcissism               Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-Protective          I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Paranoid                 You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?
Procrastination          I'll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive               I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered            Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Suspicious               Why are you asking me all these questions?

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