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Absent Minded Person :
One who stands in front of the mirror for hours trying to remember where he had seen the person before .
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .
Opportunists :
One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally falls in a river .
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece .
Love affairs :
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test .
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .
Dictionary :
A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other .
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks , nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on .
The definition of the word DETERMINATION:
Finishing in first place and third place in a circle jerk competition.
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