1. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

2. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

3. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

 4. Bond. James Bond.

5. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

7. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

8. Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

9. Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

10. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

11. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

12. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

13. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

14. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

15. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

16. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

17. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

18. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

19. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

20. I wish you were a bag of skittles because I'd love to taste your rainbow

21. "I'm in the process of creating a singles ad and I would like to take your measurements to put down as my dream girl's figure requirements."

22. "When I was little, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a big Johnson, or a good memory. I forgot what I answered."

 23. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?

 24. You must be the reason for global warming because your hot.

27. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

28. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

29. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

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