Chinese Proverbs:
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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing fly.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chop stick go hungry.
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Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
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War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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