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Blonde Jokes 21-30

Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? 

A: An IN-body experience! 

 

 Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? 

A: They both get screwed up when they're on their back.

 

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

 A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. 

 

 Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? 

A: It takes too long to retrain them. 

 

 Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? 

A: There's white-out on the screen.

 

 Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

 A: There's writing on the white-out.

 

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello ? 

A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

 

 Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head ?

 A: All you can eat, under a buck.

 

 Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? 

A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

 

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? 

A: Toes Go In First. 

 

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