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Blonde Jokes

We have all heard them. There are a ton of them out there with many variations. Here a few to read. 

"The Blonde and the Snowplow"

One day a blonde was starting her car, and it was snowing heavily.

There was snow all over the roads. She remembered her dad had told her to wait around for a snowplow and follow it on snowy mornings. So she did just that. She followed a plow all over town.

Finally, the driver got out and asked the blonde if everything was all right. She said, "Yes," and told him what her daddy had told her to do.

The driver said, "Well, I just finished the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me to K-mart."


Short Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Stories

The Blonde and the Cute Sheep

Send us some of your favorite blonde jokes and we will post them. 

Q: What do you call 7 blondes in a row?

A: A wind tunnel
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What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oooohhh! Donut seeds

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