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Dog Jokes #2
| Why do dogs wag
their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !" |
| What happened to
the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite ! |
| Why do dogs bury
bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees ! |
| What happened when
the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show ! |
| How can if you
have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars ! |
| What do you get if
you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter ! |
| Why did the dog
wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders ! |
| What do you get if
you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft ! |
| Where do Eskimos
train their dogs ? In the mush room ! |
| What is the
difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! |