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In the shade of the old apple tree

Where between her fat legs I could see

A little brown spot

With the hair in a knot,

And it certainly looked good to me.

 

I asked as I tickled her tit

If she thought that my big thing would fit.

She said it would do

So we had a good screw

In the shade of the old apple tree.

 

In the shade of the old apple tree

I got all that was coming to me.

In the soft dewy grass

I had a fine piece of ass

From a maiden that was fine to see.

 

I could hear the dull buzz of the bee

As he sunk his grub hooks into me.

Her ass it was fine

But you should have seen mine

In the shade of the old apple tree.

1928

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