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Oh, the peters they grow small, over there,

Oh, the peters they grow small, over there,

Oh, the peters they grow small,

Because they work 'em for a fall,

And then eats 'em, tops and all, over there.

Oh, the pussies they are small, over there,

Oh, the pussies they are small, over there,

Oh, the pussies they are small,

But they take 'em short and tall,

And then burns their pricks and all, over there.

 

Oh, I wish I was a pimp, over there,

Oh, I wish I was a pimp, over there,

Oh, I wish I was a pimp,

For I'd give the boys a crimp,

With all my whorey blimps, over there.

 

Oh, they had a squirt for clap, over there,

Oh, they had a squirt for clap, over there,

Oh, they had a squirt for clap,

It was a potent clap trap,

And it burnt our pecker's cap, over there.

1927

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