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STUFF TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED IN PUBLIC

- - Buy a "This Side Up" stamp. Go to a factory/airport/etc. and stamp it all over things, in various directions. For some real fun, stamp it diagonally, and watch the delivery guy try to balance it in his truck.

- - Go to drive-thrus and make a request. Then drive away. The next person in line will make his/her request, but end up getting yours. Then, the person behind that person will get the first person's, and so on.

- - Stick a piece of tape over the motion detector for those auto-open doors. (If it's one of those ones that opens when you step on the mat, just stick a rock on it.)

- - Dress nicely, then go out to a restaurant and pretend to be a waiter.

- - Pay people to do The Chicken Dance (like on the Cadbury Egg commercials) in public.

- - Loudly compose songs about Jello, in public, with an out of tune guitar. (It helps if you don't know how to play.)

- - Buy one of those long loaves of rye bread, then bonk people over the head with it.

- - Sneak into any building with a P.A. system and play Hooked on Phonics tapes over it. Either that, or a dial tone.

- - Make prank calls to countries that don't speak English.

- - "Secretly" (in plain sight) slip dollar bills to people and murmur something about having "had a good time".

- - Spray paint mathematical theorems onto walls.

- - Mistake people for relatives.

- - Ask people why they're staring at you.

- - Pick someone in a grocery store and follow them around. Every time they pick something up off the shelf, insist that some other brand is better. If they don't believe you, start quoting the commercial.

- - Buy some incredibly outlandish outfit (as in from a costume store or something) and prance down the street in some incredibly outlandish way. If people give you funny looks, just smile.

- - Sit by the side of the road playing some instrument, with an open case infront of you. If people put money in, pick up the money and whip it at them. (if it's a bill, then make it into a paper airplane and aim it at somebody's eye.)

- - Act out your favorite scene from one of Shakespeare's plays in any crowded area, in funny voices.

- - Pretend to be a traffic cop.

- - Tweak people's noses.

RAVEN
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