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13 Signs That You've Had Too Much of the 90s
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1.) You tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2.) You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

3.) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

4.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

5.) You e-mail your daughter in her room to tell her that dinner is
ready ,and she e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"

6.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

7.) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

8.) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for
your e-mail buddies via a web page.

9.) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college
roommate used to play.

10.) You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it
contains Echinacea.

11.) You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

12.) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox, asking you to send her
the JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

13.) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

contributed by:
George sonic@mddc.net 

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