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Q And A 11-20
Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open ?
A: Have you seen the size of mothballs.
Q: What do David Koresh and Richard Simmons have in common?
A: They are both flamers.
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
Explination: 1 to screw it and 9 to form the support group to justify why there were no sexual implications in the act of
screwing.
Q: What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A: He got toad away.
Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A: Frost-bite.
Q: Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
A: Where you left it.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to buy a new fence
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: To keep from sinking in the hot chocolate silly!
Q: What happens when you throw your clock out the window?
A: Time flies.
Q: Why are robots never afraid?
A: Because they have nerves of steel.
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