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Q And A 1-10
Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Christopher Reeve?
A: O.J.'s walked.
A2: Reeve has feelings from the neck up.
A3: Reeve can still hold his head up.
A4: O.J. can still "get off."
A5: O.J. hit the ground running.
Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open ?
A: Have you seen the size of mothballs.
Q: Why can't Heidi Fleiss and O.J. play golf together?
A: Because Heidi Fleiss is a hooker and O.J. is a slicer.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to the movies?
A: Because he's afraid the usherette will ask to see his stub.
Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: What is red and white and squirms in the corner?
A: Dead Baby playing with razor blades.
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