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Q And A 21-30
Q: Why was the farmer hopping mad?
A: Because someone stepped on his corn.
Q: Why was the farmer hopping mad?
A: Because someone stepped on his corn.
Q: What is small and wobbly and sits in a pram?
A: A jelly baby.
Q: What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A: He got toad away.
Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A: Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate
the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass!
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a trapese
artist?
A:
One's got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning cunt.
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