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Q And A 31-40

Q: How do you fit 4 fags on a bar stool?


A:Turn it over

Q: Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer?

A: A hooker because a hooker can clean her crack and re use it, a drug dealer can't.

Q: What does pubic hair and Brussel sprouts have in common?

A: You just push them out of the way and keep eating.

Q: What is the difference between erotic and pyschotic?

A: Erotic is when you rub your lover's body with a feather. Pyschotic is when you use the whole damn chicken!

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??

A: What you shakin' for, she's gonna eat me!!!

Q: What's the difference between mashed potatoes and a pussy?

A: The pussy makes it's own gravy!!!

Q: Why do women have legs?

A: So they don't leave a trail like a slug!

Q: What is the difference between baseball and law? 

A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out

Q: Why do tigers live in the jungle? 

A: They hate city traffic.

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle? 

A: Too many cheetahs.