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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else."
Will Rogers

 

Love

"If you love something, set it free.


If it comes back, it will always be yours.


If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.


But if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats
your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear
to realize you've set it free...


You either married it or gave birth to it."