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Quotes 11-20

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change."
-Dan Quayle

*A man who lives in a glass house should always change in the basement.

*Anyone who thinks that talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.

*A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

*Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents no matter
how hard you try to teach them good manners!

*Born twice..die once, Born once.....die twice!!!

*Don't marry for money....borrow..it's cheaper!!!

*Drink wet cement and really get stoned.

*Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don't have film.

*For people who like peace and quiet: a phone-less cord.