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"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
-Voltaire

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
-Mae West

"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
-T. S. Eliot

"640 K ought to be enough for anybody."
-Bill Gates, 1981

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
-Barbara Bush

"If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
-Unknown

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change."
-Dan Quayle