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*Some people are wise..others are otherwise.

*Adam and Eve had a perfect marraige, he didn't have to hear about every other guy she could've married, and she didn't have to hear about his mother's cooking.

*Habit never goes
Because if you remove H
Abit remains,
If you remove A
Bit remains,
If you remove B
It still remains

*Beauty is only a light switch away.

* Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

*Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!

Bite the wax tadpole."
- Coca-Cola as originally translated into Chinese

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."
- ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese

"I am a jelly doughnut"
- English translation of John F. Kennedy speaking at the Berlin Wall

"We pray for MacArthur's erection."
- sign erected by Japanese citizens in Tokyo, when MacArthur was considering a run for President