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Quotes 41-50

"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
-Jane Wagner

"Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint."
-Mark Twain

"You are not thinking. You are merely being logical."
-Neils Bohr to Albert Einstein

"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."
-Thomas Alva Edison

"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes."
-Abigail Van Buren

"Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect."
-Emerson

"Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work."
-Thomas Alva Edison

"And you want to 'reform' people like that when dynamite is so cheap?
-Sinclair Lewis, Main Street

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened." -Winston Churchill

"Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them."
-Adlai Stevenson