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Quotes 51-60

"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk." -Stephen King

Don't ring for death.
Knock on his door and run,
He hates that.


"A planet doesn't explode of itself," said dryly
The Martian astronomer, gazing off into the air--
"That they were able to do it is proof that highly
Intelligent beings must have been living there."
-John Hall Wheelcock, Earth

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning."
-Calvin

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.