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Quotes 61-70

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.