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Quotes 81-90

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Okay, but what's the speed of dark?

All generalizations are false.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial. --Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam"

Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. --Harry S. Truman

Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. --Woodrow Wilson

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. --Kimberly Johnson

Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, it'll be OK because you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes.