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Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. --Hanlon's Razor

Never tell people 'how' to do things. Tell them 'what' to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. --General George S. Patton

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. --Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977

Never argue with a fool. He may be doing the same thing.

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.