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  Actual excuse notes

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)
 collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch


> > My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please
 execute him.

> > Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

> > Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

> > Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

> > Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of
 tree and misplaced his hip.

> > John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

> > Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

> > Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

> > Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

> > Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahrea (crossed
> > out) dyrea (crossed out) direathe (crossed out) the shits.

> > Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

> > Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

> > Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

> > I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
 don't know what size she wear.

> > Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
theSunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

> > Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
 funeral.

> > My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
 weekend with the Marines.

> > Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

> > Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.

> > Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

> > Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

> > Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upsent stomach. her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something goingaround, her father even got hot last night"

contributed by:
George Hoerman  sonic@mddc.com