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A Prayer for the Stressed!

>> Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage
to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of
those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
 And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may
be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
 Help me to always give 100% at work....
 12% on Monday
 23% on Tuesday
 40% on Wednesday
 20% on Thursday
 5% on Fridays
 And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
"Amen"
George Hoerman sonic@mddc.com 

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