We are NutzWorld. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
rednecks should know
Here's an example:
Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
The bobbitt hillbillies
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
DATING (Outside the Family)
TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
Here is a redneck swimming pool
Q: What do you call a Redneck with four sheep?