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Things rednecks should know
Here's an example:

THEATER ETIQUETTE
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Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended. 

Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

 

PERSONAL HYGIENE

The bobbitt hillbillies

DINING OUT

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

DATING (Outside the Family)

WEDDINGS

DRIVING ETIQUETTE

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

Here is  a redneck swimming pool

 

Q: What do you call a Redneck with four sheep?

A:  pimp