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DATING (Outside the Family)
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Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. 

No matter how broke you are, never take your date flowers that were stolen from a cemetery. 

Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the men's bathroom wall two years ago." 

Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00. Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's the boy's responsibility to get her to school on time. 

If a girl's name does not appear regularly on a bathroom wall, water tower, or an overpass, odds are good that the date will end in frustration. 

Even if you can't get a date, avoid kidnapping. It's bad for your reputation. 

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