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ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

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A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 

Do not allow the dog to eat at the table... no matter how good his manners are. 

Be considerate of your guests. Point out in advance where the injury-threatening springs are located on the sofa. 

If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to leave them alone for a few minutes.