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PERSONAL HYGIENE
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Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item. 

While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 

Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money. 

Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the tastes of 
finger foods. 

Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.

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