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WEDDINGS
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Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 

Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom. 

When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is. 

Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut. 

A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but also a proven fly deterrent. 

For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion. 

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