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How much do you charge 

Once there was a guy gambling at a casino and he won 9.8 million dollars. He decided to rent a hotel room. In the hotel room, instead of a wall, was a huge glass wall. He decided he needed some one to share this with so he calls down to the front desk and says," I need you to send me the best damn prostitute in this whole town. 15 min. later there was a knock on the door. When he opened the door the most sexy woman stood there and said," You called for me?" And he said "come in and make yourself comfy!" She said," That's o.k. Let's just get started." 

" O.k. How much do you charge for a blow job?" he asked

 "$600" she replied " $600. That's outrageous!" he screamed.
" Do you see that casino over there?"
" Yeah, that's were I gambled. Why?"
" I own that just from the money i get for giving blow jobs."
" Fine, but it better be good!"
A half an hour later there done.
" Wow! That was good! How much do you charge for a hand job?"
" $1000"
" $1000! That's outrageous!"
" Do you see that tower over there? I own that from the money I get for giving hand jobs."
" Fine."
45 mins. later they were done.
" How much for some pussy?"
" Honey if i had a pussy, I'd own the whole damn town!"

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