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jar full of $50's

A guy walked into a bar one day and sees a jar full of $50 notes sitting behind the counter. He asked the bar tender "whats the jar full of money for?" The bar tender replies " we have a little test here. You pay $50 and then you have to do 3 tests. You complete the tests you get the jar. There's a good $10000 in there." The man looked at the jar and asked what the tests were. The bar tender said " first you have to go to that HUGE bloke in the corner and knock him out. Second you have to go outside and pull the loose tooth out of my rottweiler's mouth and not get bitten. Thirdly you have to go upstairs and make my 80 year old grandma orgasm." The man thinks about it, has about 8 glasses of beer and says "ill do it". He puts his money in the jar, walks over to the HUGE man in the corner and knocks him out cold in one blow. The bar tender is shocked. Next the man stumbles outside and all the bar tender hears is the wail of the dog (it lasts about 5 minutes). The man walks back into the bar, tucks his shirt in and says " now where's you grandma who needs her tooth pulled out?"

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