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deserted island

One day a sailor set out on a journey, hoping for a good fishing that day. Along came a storm and capsized the boat. The next thing that the man knew, he was on a deserted island.

When he awoke, he looked around, panicked, and called for anyone who could hear him. Unluckily, no one was around.

Seeing how this was no use, the man decided to look for shelter, food, and fresh water. Upon finding none of these things, the man was devastated that something like this could happen to him.

The only thing he could find on the far side of the island, was a sheep and a goat. He decided to take these back to his side of the island with him.
After a few days, his manly urges set in. He began to want sex more and more. Looking around, he spotted the sheep. He went over to the sheep, and seeing how no one else was there, began to hump the sheep. But, as he started, the goat came over and bit his heels. He tried this several times, but always the goat came back.
After deciding that he could take no more pain in the ankles, he gave up.
The next day while he was sitting on the beach, he happened to see way out in the distance, a small ship going down. Deciding to see if he could gain anything from this, he swam out. Upon getting out there, he met the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Not only this, but all she was wearing was a bikini. He grabbed some drift wood, got her on top of it, and paddled back to the beach. When he got there the woman said that he saved her life and she would do anything for him.

Upon hearing this, he kindly asked the girl,
would you hold the goat for about an hour......

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