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Ducks

There was this farmer who had 3 sons. He gave each one of his sons a duck and told them to go make some money with their duck.They go into town and the 1st son walked up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the guy if he would like to buy his duck. He gave him 5 bucks. The 2nd son knocked on a door and the guy gave him 10 bucks. The 3rd son knocked on a door and a very good looking female answered. When asked if she would like to buy his duck she replied, "I don't have any money but I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you a fuck for your duck." Never having been with a woman before he thought for a minute and decided that a fuck would be better than money anyway so he said "ok". They go upstairs and he outdid every other guy she had ever been with. So she said, "honey, if you will fuck me again I will give you back your duck." He thought about it for a minute and agreed. They finished and he got dressed and left with his duck. He was walking down the street when all of a sudden the duck flew out of his arms and into the street. Just then a car was passing by and the duck was hit. He stood there crying beside his dead duck. The driver was really really sorry and tried to comfort the boy. He asked him if 50 bucks would make things better and the boy said "sure". He met up with his other 2 brothers and they headed for home. When they arrived at home the 1st son said, "father, father I got 5 bucks for my duck". The second son smiled great big and said, "well, I got 10 bucks for my duck." The father turned to the 3rd son and asked him how much he got for his duck. He replied, "well, first I got a fuck for my duck, then I got my duck for a fuck and then I 50 bucks for a fucked up duck!

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