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Three best friends are going out to celebrate one's birthday. The three of them decide to go to a whore house. Upon arrival, they notice they have three choices: 1) Special 2) Super Special 3) Super Extra Special. The first guy asks,"What should we do?" The second replies, "Well, there are three of us, and three specials, so let's each try one." The third asks if he can be last, since it is his birthday. They all agree. So the first goes to the Madame and says, "I'd like your Special, please." She replies, "Sure, hon. Up the stairs, third door on your left." He turns, smiles at his buddies, and goes upstairs. After about 15 minutes, he comes down the stairs with a big smile on his face. The others ask, "SO, what happened?!" He replies, "Well, she put a pinapple ring on my dick and ate it off - it was great, but it could've lasted longer." So, now it's the second guy's turn. He goes to the Madame and says, "I'd like your Super Special, please." She again replies, "Sure hon. Up the stairs, third door on your left." He starts to go upstairs, smiles to his friends and continues on his way. About 30 minutes later, he comes down the stairs with a HUGE smile on his face. "So," his friends ask, "what happened?" He says, "Well, she put TWO pinapple slices on my dick and ate them off... pretty cool, huh?" So, at this point, the birthday boy is very excited. He goes to the Madame and says, "I'd like your Super Extra Special, please - it's my birthday." She once again replies, "Sure hon. Up the stairs, third door on your left." He doesn't even stop to look back at his friends, he just bounds up the stairs. Well, he is up there for over an hour. Then, they see the door open and the birthday boy starts down the stairs - and the look on his face looks as though someone had shot his dog! He makes his way down the stairs and his buddies ask, "Man, what happened? This was supposed to be awesome for you, and you look like someone shot your dog!" "Well," he says, "She put THREE pinapple rings on my dick, and chocolate syrup, and whip cream, and even sprinkles. And I'll be damed if it didn't looks so good - I ate myself."

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