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I Need A Bigger One >

 > A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume > party and I want to go as Adam." > > The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." > > She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough." > > She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough." > > She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your > shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?" >

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