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Two Evil Brothers

> > There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their > money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended > the same church and looked to be perfect Christians. > > Then, their pastor retired and a new one was hired. Not only > could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also > spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. > A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly. > > All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother > sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed > him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new > building. > > "I have only one condition," he said. "At his funeral, you must > say my brother was a saint." The pastor gave his word and > deposited the check. > > The next day at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He > was an evil man," he said. "He cheated on his wife and abused > his family." After going on in this vein for a small time, he > concluded with: > > "But, compared to his brother, he was a saint." >

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