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The Expensive Hotel >

> A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York > to. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too > tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop > at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for > four hours and then get back on the road. > > When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a > bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the > charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice > hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk > tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking > to the manager. > > The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an > Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were > available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains they > could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is > famous. > > "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas > perform here," explains the manager. > > No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, > "But we didn't use it!" > > The manager is unmoved and eventually the man gives up and agrees > to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager. The > manager is surprised when he looks at the check. > > "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100." > > "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping > with my wife." > > "But I didn't!" exclaims the manager. > > "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." >

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