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 > A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in theAlaskan wilderness. "What are the three most important things youshould bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?"he asked.Several hands went up, and many important things were mentioned,such as water, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the backeagerly raised his hand. "Yes, Timmy, what are the three mostimportant things you would bring?" asked the Scoutmaster.Timmy replied, "A compass, food, and a deck of cards.""Why's that, Timmy?" the Scoutmaster inquired."The compass is to find the right direction, and the food is tomaintain you during the rescue.""And what about the playing cards, Timmy?" asked the Scoutmasterimpatiently."Well, sir, as soon as you start playing solitaire, someonealways walks up behind you and says, "Put that red nine on top ofthat black ten!" >

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