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 Halloween Costume Party

 > A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a > > terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, > > being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was > > going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his > > good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away > > he went. > > > > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without > > pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as > > much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she > > would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when > > she was not with him. > > > > She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on > > the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a > > little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and > > being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry > > and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. > > > > She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her > > husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she > > agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just > > before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put > > the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation > > he would make for his behavior. > > > > She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a > > time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a > > good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" > > > > He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got > > there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the > > den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you.... the guy I > > loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!" >

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