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> There was a preacher that was trying to sell his > horse. > A potential buyer came to the church for a test > ride. > > "before you start" the preacher said,"you should > know that > this horse only responds to church talk. Go is > praise the lord > and stop is amen." > > So the man on the horse says " Praise the lord," and > the horse > starts to trot. The man again says "Praise the > lord," and the > horse starts to gallop. > > Suddenly there is a cliff right in front of the > horse and the > man yells "Amen!!!" The horse stops just at the edge > of the > cliff. > > The man wipes the sweat from his brow and says > "Praise the > Lord." >

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