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How much is that Barbie in the Window?... >

 > Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly > realizes > that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't > bought her a > present. > > He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and > says to the > shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the > window?" > In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" > > She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for > $19.95, > Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes > Shopping for > $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie > Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie > for > $265.00". > > Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when > all the > others are only $19.95?" > > "That's obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced > Barbie comes > with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's > furniture..." >

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