The String

A String walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Hi, may I have a glass of Vodka?"

And the bartender said, "No. Sorry, we don't serve Strings here." and instead of making a scene, the String left the bar and went around the corner. When he was sure that he was out of view of the bartender, he tied himself in a knot and ruffled up his top and bottom and returned to the bar.

He went up to the bartender and once again asked the bartender for a glass of Vodka and the bartender asked "Aren't you the string that just came in here?" and the String answered "Nope, afraid not!" (a frayed knot)

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