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 TV Bites With Neena Louise

The 2004-2005
Sixth Annual TV BiteMes
By: Neena Louise

Worst Actress
Patricia Arquette, "Allison Dubois", Medium (I really don't understand the popularity of Medium. Though it has an interesting premise, Arquette's dreadful acting renders it unwatchable.)

Best Actress
Teri Hatcher, "Susan Mayer", Desperate Housewives (Her portrayal of a somewhat flaky and flawed single mother is very refreshing.):...more

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 Television News

Fox News chief Roger Ailes extends contract (Reuters)

Reuters - After spending millions in recent months to lock up key talent including Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity, Fox News founding chairman and CEO Roger Ailes has signed a five-year deal that will keep him at the top-rated cable news channel until he's at least 73.
Colbert unwraps early Christmas gift for viewers (Reuters)

AMC sweet on "Sugar Hill" police drama (Reuters)

Reuters - AMC is walking the "Sugar Hill" beat, developing a drama about a black cop and a white cop who team up on the turbulent and unpredictable streets of late-1960s Harlem.
NBC offers trivia game to Facebook users (Reuters)
 Featured Show
Tracey Ullman: Live and Exposed

Comic sensation Tracey Ullman is returning to the stage for yet another exciting performance. TRACY ULLMAN: LIVE & EXPOSED features an autobiographical account of Tracey's career as a comedian and will be aired on HBO premiering Saturday, May 14 (9:30 - 11:00PM ET/PT)
 Tracy Ullman Live and Exposed Clips
Donut Woman and Airport Security small (QT) medium (QT) medium (QT)
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Flight Attendant small (QT) medium (QT) large (QT)
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My Son Johnny small (QT) medium (QT) large (QT)
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 TV Bites Annuals

OscarBites
The best and the worst of the Academy Awards.

1st Annual Oskar Bites (1999-2000)
2nd Annual Oskar Bites
(2000-2001)
3rd Annual Oskar Bites (2001-2002)
4th Annual Oscar Bites (2002-2003)
5th Annual Oskar Bites (2003-2004)
6th Annual Oskar Bites (2004-2005)

BiteMes
The best and the worst of the television season.

First Annual TV BiteMes 1999-2000
Second Annual TV BiteMes 2000-2001
Third Annual TV BiteMes 2001-2002
Fourth Annual TV BiteMes 2002-2003
Fifth Annual TV BiteMes 2003-2004
Sixth Annual TV BiteMes 2004-2005

(Not) The Holiday TV Listings
Annual spoof of holiday favorites.

  2000 2001 2002 2003 2004

Fun Theme Songs

Welcome Back Kotter
Mission Impossible
The X-MEN
SilverHawk
Walker Texas Ranger
Super Chicken

G.I. Joe
Star Trek TOS
Star Trek TNG
Star Trek DS9
Star Trek Voyager 

 TV Bites Archives
Realer than Real
Adding soft porn to the reality glut.
Network Boardroom Speak
What the memos must look like
 
The Decline of TV Guide
What has happened to TV Guide?
  Destroying a Memory
The digital removal of the World Trade Center
Summer Reality
Watch if you dare!
Tsunami Sweeps Good Taste Out To Seas Breaking The Law...It's A Good Thing
Martha Stewart's Saga
The Swan
An Ugly Series
Fatty Fatty Two-by-Four
Puh-leeze....
The Boob Tube
Breasteses!
Where's The Show
The New Season Sucks
The Jiggle Factor
Spike TV
Where Were You When the Lights Went Out
The New Reality
With a corresponding loss in IQ Points
The New Reality
American Idolotry II
All War,  All The Time
Exploitation?
Rip-off Artists?
Protecting Whose Interests?
90 Minutes Of Tedium
Whats The Point
Dating Shows
Mindless Drives
CSI: Miami
I See Dead Series..
Bah Humbug!
Too much Christmas Hype
Sniper
Sensitivity, Or Censorship?
September 11th Thoughts
One Year Later
American Idolatry
Been Sucked In?
The New Season
Everything Old Is New Again.
Surreality TV
I wonder just how "real" reality television is.
Survey Says
Where do these surveys come from?
Tick Tick
Too Much Clutter
Rerun Wasteland
TV's Summer Rerun Wasteland
Odious People
People That I Wouldn't Care if I Never Saw on TV Again
Unlucky 13
13 first-run episodes 
per year?
And the winner is...
I'm already sick of the awards
Critical Mass
Critics Schmitics
Destroying a Memory
A Disturbing Trend

Anthrax, Shmanthrax!
Media-driven hype ?

This Just In 
The news is no longer new.
The Decline of TV Guide
They want how much per issue?
T.V. Cyberia
TV Websites are a virtual wasteland.
Crime and Punishment
"Cops-and-robbers" shows are back. Should they be?
If I were king of TV.
A television wish list.
The 2004 Olympic Games
No Perfect Scores Here
English as She is Spoke
English subtitles for people speaking English
Where Were You When the Lights Went Out?
I need a priority check.
Stop The Presses
Repetitive exploitive WTC footage must stop.
What's New Copycat? - WHOAAAA!!
Over cloning of television shows leads to in-bred defectives
I'm OK, You're OK
Political correctness is out of control.
Reality...What a Concept!
The phenomenon of reality TV.
What's the Final Answer?
The intriguing success of Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
The Incredibly  Shrinking Credits 
The deplorable practice of meddling with credits.
NBC's Olympic Non-Coverage
The 2000 Olympic Summer Games: NBC should be ashamed.
La-La-Lame
The decline of television theme music.
Bugged by Bugs
Why station and network identification bugs should be exterminated.
TV Unclothed
Naked skin is not pornography!
Curses!
So-called "swear words" are no longer taboo.
75 Channels and Nothing On
The decline of cable television.
The Emaciation Trend 
The skinny on the skinny.
A Word from our Sponsors
A sampling of ads that go thud
Click This
Should television be directing people to the Internet?
You Talk Too Much
TV talk shows aren't what they used to be.
TV or Not TV?
Those that don't watch must tell.
If It Bleeds, It Leads
Is TV too violent? Only on the news.
It's Not My Fault
How television is fueling the "nothing is my fault" attitude.
Who Wants to Trash a Millionaire?
Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?: TV sinks to new depths.
Sweep it Away!
Making the case for a sweeps-free season.
It's Saturday Morning. Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?
What happened to Saturday morning cartoons?
Top 20 TV Promo Turnoffs 
A primer on how not to attract a crowd.
Why Network TV Bites
At least it's free.
Vote for Me, I'm on TV
Television news' embarrassing election coverage.
Only $19.95! But Wait! There's More!....
Network television's incessant hawking of merchandise.
Oprah:
What Hast Thou Become? 

The rise and fall of Oprah Winfrey.
Viewer Discretion advised
Who should be issuing content warnings?
Don't Try This At Home
Pulling the rug out from under home improvement shows.
Network TV's Desperate Days
All the hype in the world can't save bad television.
Tempted? Don't Be!
Temptation Island? Bah! More like Tempted to Bash the Television.
CA$H TV
Network greed at its finest.
Big Brother? Oh, Brother!
Big Brother - the worst of reality television.
Critical Mass
Does what critics say make a difference?
People That I Wouldn't Care if I Never Saw on TV Again
The most odious people on television.
If A Writer Strikes and No One Cares, Does it Make a Sound?
Viewer apathy strikes the writers' strike.
Now is the Season of Our Discontent
Why the television season starts in the Fall.
 

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