OPINION TV Bites 21st Annual Oskerbites by Neena Louise Worst-Dressed Female Saoirse RonanI guess Ronan couldn’t decide between two dresses, so wore them both: a weird black and white baby-bib top worn over a lilac wood-grained skirt. Just all kinds of wrong. Worst-Dressed Male Timothée ChalametHe looked all ready for his day job as a […]
[Not the] TV Holiday Listings 2019 – TV Bites
December 20, 2019 by
OPINION by Neena Louise 6:00 a.m. November October ChristmasIt used to be November, but Kraft started airing their holiday Philadelphia Cream Cheese ad on October the frigging 17th, and incessantly thereafter. Kraft is on the Naughty List this year. 7:00 a.m. Baby’s First ChristmasAnd so it begins… 7:05 a.m. In the Nick of TimeOk, Disney, WTF […]
The 2018-2019 Bite-Mes
September 5, 2019 by
OPINION TV Bites The 2018-2019Nineteenth Annual TV BiteMes by Neena Louise Worst ActressEmily VanCamp, “Nicolette Nevin”, The ResidentI don’t know if it was supposed to be part of her character, but her heavy sighs every second word were supremely annoying. It got to the point that I’d fast forward any scene with her in it. Too […]
Entertainment Weekly No More
September 5, 2019 by
OPINION TV Bites Entertainment Weekly No More by Neena Louise I had subscribed to the print edition Entertainment Weekly since its first issue in 1990. I’ve never subscribed to anything else – magazine or otherwise – for as long and couldn’t imagine it not being in the house. However, they finally pushed me away and I am no […]
TV Bites – 20th Annual Oskerbites
March 5, 2019 by
TV Bites 20th Annual Oskerbites by Neena Louise OPINION Worst Dressed Female Gemma ChanI’ve never seen so many pink dresses in Oscar night. Most of them were frightful (those ginormous bows gave me the willies), but Chan appeared to be sporting her comforter. Embed from Getty Images Worst Dressed Male Spike LeeSporting a demented purple […]
[Not the] TV Holiday Listings 2018
December 17, 2018 by
OPINION TV Bites [Not the] TV Holiday Listings 2018 by Neena Louise 6:00 a.m. November ChristmasConsidering the hawking of Christmas begins November 1st (if you’re lucky), that pretty much sums it up. 7:00 a.m. Home for the HolidaysOn Christmas Eve, Donald Trump turfs out everyone that might possibly could be maybe an immigrant, saying he’s […]
19th Annual Oskerbites – TVBites
March 6, 2018 by
19th Annual Oskerbites by Neena Louise Worst Dressed Female St. Vincent The singer was wearing what looked like a swimsuit with a giant floaty ballooning out of one arm. What in the world was she thinking? Worst Dressed Male Armie Hammer Wearing a velvet burgundy suit, Hammer looked to be all ready for the […]
[Not the] TV Holiday Listings 2017
December 12, 2017 by
OPINION TV Bites [Not the] TV Holiday Listings 2017 by Neena Louise 6:00 a.m. All Dogs Christmas Carol Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Matt Lauer and many, many others star in this charming Christmas tale of men groping innocent boys and girls. When Santa finds out what these dogs are doing, he banishes […]
Our Veterans are Forgotten Again – TV Bites
November 10, 2017 by
OPINION TV Bites Our Veterans are Forgotten Again by Neena Louise Since I cancelled my cable, I’ve watched more of the Canadian networks available to me over-the-air than I once did (CTV, CBC). I write this the day before Veterans Day and, as was the case last year, come November 1st Canadian advertisers focused […]
TV Bites – Let’s Play!
July 25, 2017 by
OPINION TV Bites Let’s Play! by Neena Louise It’s summer and we all know what that means in TV Land: reality programming. This year, however, along with the usual witless reality fare (Bachelorette, American Ninja Warrior, Big Brother, etc.), a most curious trend has emerged: game shows. A lot of game shows – in primetime, no less! Not […]