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The best and the worst of the Academy Awards.


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The best and the worst of the television season.


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The 2007-2008 Ninth Annual TV BiteMes

 

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 TV Bites with Neena Louise

[Not the] TV Holiday Listings for Christmas 2008

Neena returns with her annual tongue-in-cheek Christmas viewing guide. With shows like Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July featuring a homeless, chronic alcoholic reindeer, Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey, and Crazy Christmas Lights it is not to be missed...more

Dance, Dance, Dance
Dance is everywhere on television today. I guess many people (including myself) enjoy good dance. However, so desperate are the networks to give people dance, the "good" part is starting to fall by the wayside. Here's a rundown of some of the dance and song-and-dance shows that have been offered in the last season and a half. Though I generally stick to the Big Four networks, I'm including cable because they had some of the silliest...
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The 2007-2008 Ninth Annual TV BiteMes

From best and worst actresses to some categories you may have never heard of and all the way to "has-been Skank Trio coverage" Neena breaks down the season that was in our annual TV BiteMes...more


Has-Been Skank Trio

 TV Episodes
TV Episode of the Week:

Cleopatra 2525: Quest for Firepower
Not all sci-fi has some great deeper meaning, some of it is just campy fun. They don't come any campier than Cleopatra 2525. Cleopatra 2525 aired for two seasons, starting January 2000 and ending March 2001. It appeared as the first part of the Back2Back Action Hour, followed by Jack of All Trades. Both series were notable as the first half-hour, live-action adventure series to be produced for American television since the 1970s...
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Past Featured Shows

Psych: Ghosts
In the season premier of Psych, after Gus' boss demands he quit moonlighting at the Psych agency, Shawn must find a way to keep his partner while solving a haunting case and playing referee to Henry and his recently returned mother...watch

Burn Notice: Breaking and Entering
This week's featured Television show is the season 2 premiere of Burn Notice. To save his client's kidnapped wife and daughter, Michael must help steal some highly secure data from a team of ruthless mercenaries....watch

Angel: Season 1
A centuries-old vampire cursed with a conscience, Angel left the small California town of Sunnydale and the only woman he ever loved to take up residence in Los Angeles, the City of Angels. Between pervasive evil and countless temptations lurking beneath the city's glittery facade, L.A. has proven to be the ideal address for a fallen vampire looking to save a few lost souls and, in turn, perhaps redeem his own...Watch the complete first season of Angel online.

Firefly: The Complete Series
The Crew of a starship travel through outer space after Earth's resources have diminished and forced us to look elsewhere in 2517. Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds (Nathan Fillion) steers his bandit-crew through anything to keep them alive, and keep flying. Here we present the complete series in its entire feature length...Watch the complete Firefly series online.

Family Guy: Believe It or Not Joe's Walking On Air
30 Rock: Sandwich Day - Season 2 Episode 14
30 Rock: Milf Island - Season 2 Episode 11
Highlander: The Gathering Season 1 Episode 1
Battlestar Gallactica: Season 4 Episode 1
Arrested Development - Pilot Episode
 

 Feature Stories

How To Get Cast on a Reality TV Show

There are 3 ways to be cast on a reality show:

  • Attend a cattle call;
  • Submit directly for consideration;
  • Know somebody who works on the show and get walked in.

#3 is terrific, but it’s not necessary (really!). What’s more important is knowing how to NOT get on a reality show. Let’s start with sending naked photos, videos of yourself in the restroom and a truly bizarre mix of other attempts to get cast. Your personality is enough. Maybe...more

 TV Notes

Featured online TV:

TV is now online, check out some of the latest offerings you can find online.  We will be highlighting some of the best of online TV in this space.

Even the big channels are now streaming their content online. You can watch some of your favorite shows at your leisure.

ABC is streaming full episodes of their most popular series Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Lost, Ugly Betty, Six Degrees, and The Nine. ABC is using flash video to stream the episodes . The latest four episodes of each series are available. The episodes have 30 second breaks for advertisements which can not be skipped.

Launch the ABC.com Full Episode Player

CBS is streaming full episodes of several series like CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, How I Met Your Mother, Jericho, NCIS, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Numb3rs, Shark, Smith, Survivor and The Unit) with it's new service called Innertube. Innertube allows users to stream full episodes with Windows Media Player or Real Player. The video can be viewed fullscreen, embedded in the CBS webpage or in Real Player. The episodes contain advertisements that can not be skipped (unless you are using Real Player to watch the episode).

Launch Innertube to watch full streaming CBS episodes

FOX is streaming full episodes of Bones, Justice, The Loop, Prison Break, Standoff, Talkshow (with Spike Feresten), Til Death and Vanished with it's streaming service "FOX on Demand". The episodes are streamed using MovieNetworks Quantum Movie Player.

Launch FOX on Demand

NBC  is also streaming its shows, including new shows like Bionic Woman, Chuck, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Las Vegas, The Office, Life, and more.

Launch NBC Video Player

The CW doesn’t have as many programs to offer as the other networks, but nearly every show is available for streaming, including “Everybody Hates Chris”, “Girlfriends”, “All of Us”, “The Game”, “Pussycat Dolls Research Next Doll”, “America’s Next Top Model”, “Beauty and the Geek”, “Supernatural”, and “One Tree Hill”.

Launch The CW Video Player

MTV is streaming original content through two broadband video channels. MTV Overdrive ( www.mtv.com/overdrive ) has extensions of on-air programs such as Laguna Beach and the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, as well as additional footage from the VMA's and other signature MTV events. Meanwhile, you can whet your appetite for student-produced films, music, and animation at mtvU (www.mtvu.com), an online spin-off of MTV's closed-circuit college network.

You can also watch live TV at several online services. The following sites offer streaming channels such as foodtv, ESPN, and more.

EN Live Television powered by live-online-tv.com: Quick front page with listings of some of the most major channels available online.

wwiTV: Some 1800+ Channels listed from 50+ countries available. This is more of a directory service than an online player.

 Feature Stories
Will a new law make your TV obsolete?
The United States government is requiring TV stations to cease broadcasting analog channels. April 7th, 2009 is the current date the FCC is requiring U.S. stations to broadcast using digital signals instead of existing analog signals. With a conversion date slightly over three years from now and little publicity on the topic, what is an American consumer to do?....
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Late night TV scares me.

 Television News
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have twin girls

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are new parents - times two. A publicist for the "Ugly Betty" actress says twin daughters Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip were born Dec.

Chmerkovskiy and Smirnoff get engaged

Professional dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff have gotten engaged in Las Vegas, a source told People magazine.

Funeral held for `Star Trek' actress Roddenberry

Friends, family and fans gathered this weekend to bid a final farewell to 'Star Trek' actress Majel Barrett Roddenberry.

More than 250 people attended the funeral Sunday in Los Angeles. Roddenberry was the widow of 'Star Trek' creator Gene Roddenberry, and had been involved in the 'Star Trek' ...

Mesnick in love with his 'Bachelor' pick

Jason Mesnick of Kirkland, Wash., says he is in love with the woman he chose while appearing in this season's episodes of the hit U.S. TV series The Bachelor.

Former comedian Franken to win US Senate seat

Mr Franken is a well-known satirist who wrote for and starred on TV comedy show Saturday Night Live.

 TV Bites Archives
Go Green Yourself
I'm sick to death of it.
Top 10 TV Annoyances
 My top ten television annoyances
NBC vs. CBC -
The "Other" 2008 Summer Olympics
Hype of Epidemic Proportions
It seems everything is an epidemic
these days...
more
Seasonal Blues
Last season ended on a down note for Neena...more
Nothing Lost
I admit it. I was a Lost fan.
For all of one season...
more
To Be Continued
Unbelievably Unnecessary Gimmicks
The Winter Olympics: U.S. vs Canada
The weirdest Winter Olympics ever
It's Really Summer
The dearth of summer programming
Realer than Real
Adding soft porn to the reality glut.
Entertainment Businesses' Motto:
 "Bugger Off"
Mini-me TV
The new mini seasons
The Decline of TV Guide
What has happened to TV Guide?
Network Boardroom Speak
What the memos must look like
Destroying a Memory
The digital removal of the World Trade Center
Summer Reality
Watch if you dare!
Tsunami Sweeps Good Taste Out To Seas Breaking The Law...It's A Good Thing
Martha Stewart's Saga
The Swan
An Ugly Series
Fatty Fatty Two-by-Four
Puh-leeze....
The Boob Tube
Breasteses!
Where's The Show
The New Season Sucks
The Jiggle Factor
Spike TV
Where Were You When the Lights Went Out
The New Reality
With a corresponding loss in IQ Points
The New Reality
American Idolotry II
All War,  All The Time
Exploitation?
Rip-off Artists?
Protecting Whose Interests?
90 Minutes Of Tedium
Whats The Point
Dating Shows
Mindless Drives
CSI: Miami
I See Dead Series..
Bah Humbug!
Too much Christmas Hype
Sniper
Sensitivity, Or Censorship?
September 11th Thoughts
One Year Later
American Idolatry
Been Sucked In?
The New Season
Everything Old Is New Again.
Surreality TV
I wonder just how "real" reality television is.
Survey Says
Where do these surveys come from?
Tick Tick
Too Much Clutter
Rerun Wasteland
TV's Summer Rerun Wasteland
Odious People
People That I Wouldn't Care if I Never Saw on TV Again
Unlucky 13
13 first-run episodes 
per year?
And the winner is...
I'm already sick of the awards
Critical Mass
Critics Schmitics
Destroying a Memory
A Disturbing Trend

Anthrax, Shmanthrax!
Media-driven hype ?

This Just In 
The news is no longer new.
The Decline of TV Guide
They want how much per issue?
T.V. Cyberia
TV Websites are a virtual wasteland.
Crime and Punishment
"Cops-and-robbers" shows are back. Should they be?
If I were king of TV.
A television wish list.
The 2004 Olympic Games
No Perfect Scores Here
English as She is Spoke
English subtitles for people speaking English
Where Were You When the Lights Went Out?
I need a priority check.
Stop The Presses
Repetitive exploitive WTC footage must stop.
What's New Copycat? - WHOAAAA!!
Over cloning of television shows leads to in-bred defectives
I'm OK, You're OK
Political correctness is out of control.
Reality...What a Concept!
The phenomenon of reality TV.
What's the Final Answer?
The intriguing success of Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
The Incredibly  Shrinking Credits 
The deplorable practice of meddling with credits.
NBC's Olympic Non-Coverage
The 2000 Olympic Summer Games: NBC should be ashamed.
La-La-Lame
The decline of television theme music.
Bugged by Bugs
Why station and network identification bugs should be exterminated.
TV Unclothed
Naked skin is not pornography!
Curses!
So-called "swear words" are no longer taboo.
75 Channels and Nothing On
The decline of cable television.
The Emaciation Trend 
The skinny on the skinny.
A Word from our Sponsors
A sampling of ads that go thud
Click This
Should television be directing people to the Internet?
You Talk Too Much
TV talk shows aren't what they used to be.
TV or Not TV?
Those that don't watch must tell.
If It Bleeds, It Leads
Is TV too violent? Only on the news.
It's Not My Fault
How television is fueling the "nothing is my fault" attitude.
Who Wants to Trash a Millionaire?
Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?: TV sinks to new depths.
Sweep it Away!
Making the case for a sweeps-free season.
It's Saturday Morning. Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?
What happened to Saturday morning cartoons?
Top 20 TV Promo Turnoffs 
A primer on how not to attract a crowd.
Why Network TV Bites
At least it's free.
Vote for Me, I'm on TV
Television news' embarrassing election coverage.
Only $19.95! But Wait! There's More!....
Network television's incessant hawking of merchandise.
Oprah:
What Hast Thou Become? 

The rise and fall of Oprah Winfrey.
Viewer Discretion advised
Who should be issuing content warnings?
Don't Try This At Home
Pulling the rug out from under home improvement shows.
Network TV's Desperate Days
All the hype in the world can't save bad television.
Tempted? Don't Be!
Temptation Island? Bah! More like Tempted to Bash the Television.
CA$H TV
Network greed at its finest.
Big Brother? Oh, Brother!
Big Brother - the worst of reality television.
Critical Mass
Does what critics say make a difference?
People That I Wouldn't Care if I Never Saw on TV Again
The most odious people on television.
If A Writer Strikes and No One Cares, Does it Make a Sound?
Viewer apathy strikes the writers' strike.
Now is the Season of Our Discontent
Why the television season starts in the Fall.
 

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