Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) – No Meetings!
Preview The ultimate nineties comedy for anyone who wishes they could attend their reunion with a silencer. High…
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Identity (2003) – Ten strangers enter, one giant migraine leaves
When a vicious torrential downpour washes out the roads in rural Nevada, ten complete strangers find themselves stranded…
John Carter (2012) The greatest movie ever made about a guy named John who hops really, really high.
Star Wars meets the Civil War, but with more sand and fewer good haircuts. Disney threw a staggering…
Normal (2026) – Put down your phone, grab a cold beer, and watch the Fonz blow things up
Bob Odenkirk proves once again that midlife crises are best handled with heavy artillery and a bad attitude.…
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011)
Loud, incredibly manipulative, and strictly for people who love public meltdowns. Stephen Daldry directs Extremely Loud and Incredibly…
Akira (1988): Too much screaming, too many explosions, but somehow a classic
Preview Set in the futuristic year of 2019, thirty-one years after Tokyo was completely wiped off the map…
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) – Trash, but its top-tier trash that kept this cranky old man awake on a Tuesday night.
Movie Preview: Hitman: Agent 47 Action fans looking for something fast and loud on their streaming devices have…
Heat (1995) – Watch two senior citizens with automatic weapons show the kids how real crime movies are made
Preview Streaming audiences looking for a gritty, high-stakes crime drama can tune into Michael Mann’s 1995 epic, Heat.…
Man on Fire (2026) – Denzel cleared the path, but Yahya Abdul-Mateen II sets the whole house on fire
Preview When a covert operation in Mexico collapses into absolute chaos, former Special Forces operative John Creasy finds…
72 Hours (2026) – 72 Hours feels like 72 days in a room full of screaming toddlers.
Preview Director Tim Story brings another high-octane studio comedy to the screen with 72 Hours, a wild comedy…