9 (2009) – 9 proves that if you give a potato sack a zipper, it will accidentally start World War IV
Preview If you enjoy bleak gray dirt, rusty junk, and burlap potato sacks running around in fear for…
Smallville S4 E21 – Forever
Preview High school graduation is right around the corner, but senior nostalgia takes a terrifying turn when a…
Gangs of New York (2002) – Three hours of screaming, mud, and bad accents
Newspaper Preview Martin Scorsese’s bloated historical punch fest Gangs of New York is finally limping out onto home…
Smallville S4 E20 – Ageless
Preview Clark Kent and Lana Lang get an unexpected, crash-course lesson in parenting this week when they discover…
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) – No Meetings!
Preview The ultimate nineties comedy for anyone who wishes they could attend their reunion with a silencer. High…
Identity (2003) – Ten strangers enter, one giant migraine leaves
When a vicious torrential downpour washes out the roads in rural Nevada, ten complete strangers find themselves stranded…
John Carter (2012) The greatest movie ever made about a guy named John who hops really, really high.
Star Wars meets the Civil War, but with more sand and fewer good haircuts. Disney threw a staggering…
Normal (2026) – Put down your phone, grab a cold beer, and watch the Fonz blow things up
Bob Odenkirk proves once again that midlife crises are best handled with heavy artillery and a bad attitude.…
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011)
Loud, incredibly manipulative, and strictly for people who love public meltdowns. Stephen Daldry directs Extremely Loud and Incredibly…
Akira (1988): Too much screaming, too many explosions, but somehow a classic
Preview Set in the futuristic year of 2019, thirty-one years after Tokyo was completely wiped off the map…
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) – Trash, but its top-tier trash that kept this cranky old man awake on a Tuesday night.
Movie Preview: Hitman: Agent 47 Action fans looking for something fast and loud on their streaming devices have…
Diane Keaton’s Children Pay Tribute to Actress on 1st Anniversary of Her Death
Diane Keaton’s two children have publicly paid tribute to their late mother one year after her death. The…
Alex Cooper Addresses Alleged Cornell Gang Rape Case With Staff Professor
Alex Cooper has spoken about the alleged 2024 gang rape of a student at Cornell with a current…
Kelly Clarkson Fires Back After NYC Store Defends Staff Amid Singer’s Claims
Kelly Clarkson is refusing to “Breakaway” from her dispute with a Brooklyn store over an alleged Pretty Woman-esque…
Bringing Up Bates’ Gil and Kelly Jo Bates Give Update After His Heart Attack
Bringing Up Bates’ Gil and Kelly Jo Bates are giving fans an update after his heart attack. “I’ve…
Kelly Osbourne Gives Health Update After Admitting to Drastic Weight Loss
Kelly Osbourne is giving a candid update on her health after admitting she lost a significant amount of…
Sarah Paulson Marks 1st Anniversary of Diane Keaton’s Death: ‘Impossible’
Sarah Paulson is honoring Diane Keaton on the first anniversary of her shocking death. “One year. Impossible. Laughing…
Celebrity Weddings of 2026: Jennifer Meyer and Geoffrey Ogunlesi, More
Many stars went to the chapel and said “I do” in 2026. Wheel of Fortune star Vanna White…
Brooklyn Store Directly Responds to Kelly Clarkson’s ‘Pretty Woman’ Claim
Art of Play – the Brooklyn, New York, boutique condemned by Kelly Clarkson — is directly responding to…
Tobey Maguire Officiates Ex Jennifer Meyer’s Wedding to Geoffrey Ogunlesi
Wedding bells are ringing for Jennifer Meyer and Geoffrey Ogunlesi. The couple’s love story is entering an exciting…
Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber Spotted for the 1st Time After Son’s Death
Cindy Crawford and her husband, Rande Gerber, are finding solace in one another in the wake of their…