Law Abiding Citizen (2009) – A movie for people who think the “Justice System” is just a suggestion.
It’s the only movie where the guy in solitary confinement has a better social life and more gadgets…
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2006) – Two Vaughns, One Brain, and a Cannibal: Why My Head Hurts.
Come for the time-traveling Vince Vaughn, stay for the cannibal hitman and the crushing realization that even in…
Smallville S4 E4 – Devoted
Welcome back to our Smallville rewatch! We’re hitting that classic Season 4 stride where the show tries to…
Dr. No (1962) – License to kill, but no license to chill, Jim needs a hobby and a pair of pants.
A Fossil in a Tuxedo If you’re tired of scrolling through endless menus of teenage vampires and “influencers”…
Smallville S4 E3 – Facade
Alright, let’s dive back into the early 2000s – an era of low-rise jeans, pop-rock needle drops, and…
Back to the Future Part III (2000) – I came for time-traveling shenanigans, not a senior citizen’s square dance.
COWBOYS, CLOCKS, AND CALCULATED CASH-GRABS Well, they finally did it. They sent the kid with the puffy vest…
Back To The Future Part II (1989) – If I wanted to be this confused about what year it was, I’d just have another glass of scotch and stare at my calendar.
FUTURE TENSE AND PAST IMPERFECT If you thought the first movie was a headache, grab some aspirin and…
Back To The Future (1985) – It’s got heart, even if that heart is slightly confused about its own family tree.
HILL VALLEY OR HILL NO? If you went to the movie theater in 1985 like I did, you…
Smallville S4 E1: Crusade – New Hair, New Girl, New Heights
Alright, let’s dive into the episode that changed everything. Season 4 starts with a literal bang (and a…
Wonder Man (2025) – Lights. Camera. Accidental Destruction.
Preview: Wonder Man (Complete Series) In a world where everyone is looking for the next big superhero, Simon…
Bad Man (2025) – Fargo for dummies
Preview: A Southern Fried Mess In an era where “entertainment” usually involves a teenager dancing for thirty seconds…
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026) – Finally, a movie that hates your grandkids as much as I do.
A Chaotic Quest to Save the Future: Verbinski’s Wild Return Director Gore Verbinski, the man who gave us…
Ana de Armas – Hot Shots
Ana Celia de Armas Caso is a Cuban-Spanish actress who has been nominated for an Academy Award, Golden…
Daybreakers (2010) – Immortal, annoyed, and still smoking. My kind of people.
In a near‑future where vampires are the dominant species, humans are farmed for blood and those deprived of…
Smallville S3, E22 – “Covenant”
Hello there, fellow Smallville fans! Welcome back to Smallville Reviews. If you’re ready for some high-stakes teenage angst…
Clerks The Animated Series (2000) – Oh Great, Now They’re Cartoons
I usually only review movies, but now that I am doing all of the View Askewverse movies I…
Clerks (1994) – A movie for people who hate people. Finally, something I can get behind.
New Jersey Slackers Take Over the Big Screen In an era where Hollywood usually insists on shoving million-dollar…
Smallville S3 E21 – Forsaken
Hey there, fellow Smallville fans! Welcome back to our rewatch journey. We’re sliding into the penultimate episode of…
Dredd (2012) – In a city full of garbage, he’s the only one who actually takes it out.
Law and Disorder in the Mega-Slums In a world where the air is probably 90% exhaust and people…
Battle of the Badges: Stallone vs. Urban
Dredd v. Dredd Back in 1995, Hollywood decided that the world needed a Judge Dredd movie, but they…
Judge Dredd (1995) -Stallone executes my patience.
He’s the Judge, the Jury, and the Executioner of my patience—Sylvester Stallone puts on a gold codpiece to…
Masterminds (1997) – Proof that even a Shakespearean education is no match for 90s screenwriting
If you’re looking for a reason to keep your kids out of those fancy private schools, look no…
Free Guy (2021) – “Hi my name is Ryan Reynolds and I’m playing the role of Ryan Reynolds”
Big City Blues and Blue Shirts: A Digital Headache In an era where the local cinema is being…
Fallout S2 E8 – The Strip
In the explosive season finale, “The Strip,” all roads finally lead to the flickering neon lights of New…
The Godfather Part II (1974) – If you’re suffering from a terminal case of insomnia, skip the drug store and pop in The Godfather Part II.
Lock your doors and hide your olive oil, because the Corleones are back. Director Francis Ford Coppola has…
Pump Up the Volume (1990) – It’s obnoxious, loud, and the protagonist needs a haircut, but dammit, it’s got a pulse.
Pump Up the Volume is essentially the “cool older cousin” of the 90s teen movie genre. It’s got…
Greenland 2: Migration (2026) – Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Radioactive Freezer
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bunker, Greenland: Migration arrives to remind…
Greenland (2020) – A Giant Space Rock and a Lot of Running
In an era where the world seems to be ending every other Tuesday, director Ric Roman Waugh brings…
5 Surprising Truths That Will Change How You Watch The Godfather
An Offer You Can’t Refuse For half a century, Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather has been more than…
The Godfather (1972)
Lock your doors and hide your cannoli, because Francis Ford Coppola is bringing a bunch of mumbly Italians…
Fight or Flight (2025) – Bullet Train on a Plane
Buckle up and keep your seatbelt securely fastened, because Lucas Reyes is having the worst flight of his…
2026 Movie Release Schedule
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A Vicious Place: Why Bobcat Goldthwait’s ‘God Bless America’ Has Become a Cultural Artifact
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Project Hail Mary – Official Trailers
Science teacher Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling) wakes up on a spaceship light years from home with no recollection…
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE – Trailer
A “Man From the Future” arrives at a diner in Los Angeles where he must recruit the precise…
Megan Fox – Hot Shots
Megan Denise Fox is an American actress. She made her acting debut in the family film Holiday in…
Listen to Lucy Dacus’ New Song “Planting Tomatoes”
The singer-songwriter’s first new song of 2026 is here
Former Police Officer Arrested Over Planned Shooting At Louisiana Music Festival
Christopher Gillum’s family reported him missing in North Carolina after he had reportedly threatened to harm Black people
What Critics Are Saying About Michael: “Like Being Frog-Marched Through a Wax Museum”
The reviews are damning, though there is praise for lead actor Jaafar Jackson
Geese Set 2026 North American Tour Dates
Prepare for Getting Killed Again with Cameron Winter and co.
Baltimore Orioles to Host Turnstile Night
The experimental hardcore band is getting the ultimate honor from its hometown baseball team
Bon Iver Unveil “Bon Dylan” Covers Band
“I thought it’d be cool to try to be Bob Dylan for a night,” Justin Vernon said ahead…
Russell Brand Felt ‘Inadequate and Insecure’ When He Married Katy Perry
Russell Brand is opening up about his brief marriage to pop star Katy Perry. “I didn’t handle that…
Police Investigating Claims Darrell Sheets Was Cyberbullied Before Death
Police in Arizona are investigating claims that Storage Wars star Darrell Sheets was bullied online before his death…
Mia Alario Claims West and Amanda Were Hanging Out Last September
Southern Hospitality’s Mia Alario is adding to the ongoing intrigue surrounding the newfound romance between Summer House stars…
Who Is Graham Platner? Senate Hopeful Calls for Investigation of Donald Trump
Maine’s Senate hopeful Graham Platner has promised to investigate President Donald Trump’s second administration if he wins in…